The American legal system strikes again. This time, the victims are owners of a mom and pop dry cleaning store. The idiot offender is, believe it or not, a judge in the District of Columbia. A dry cleaning store misplaced the pants (which were found 3 days later) of Judge Roy L. Pearson Jr. He later denied that the pair of pants was his, and is now suing the poor owners for USD65 Million. He came up with that number through reasoning that makes zero sense:
- Included two years' cost of rental car for travel to different dry cleaners: he somehow thinks dry cleaning is a right and not a privilege.
- Denies the found pants are his despite the matching size and receipt number.
- Suing them for "satisfaction guaranteed" sign: they found his pants, they offered him enough money to buy 10 suits. What more does this moron want?
Why is this case even being take seriously? The VP of Common Sense would have thrown it out immediately. Oh wait... judges are supposed to be VPs of Common Sense. With Judges like Pearson, common sense does not exist!
...Only in America.
Bonus! Sherman Joyce offers to buy this slimeball a new suit. Seeing as to what a cheap bastard Pearson is, the suit should cost no more than $200.
2 comments:
I'm going to start bringing all my clothes to the dry cleaner, maybe I can become rich someday.
"two years' cost of rental car for travel to different dry cleaners: he somehow thinks dry cleaning is a right and not a privilege."
...like how Americans think of driving and polluting! If dry-cleaning costs should be paid for by others, he could've hired a limo. --OR-- how about the bus? Probably could avoid a lawsuit from not being in debt.
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