Thursday, August 09, 2007

Superman is 4Real... yo.

Don't mean to be cruel, but this is a murder suicide waiting to happen. Why? Because when this kid grows up, and realizes what his parents did to him, he'll want to kill them.

See BBC article here.

New Zealand couple Pat and Sheena Wheaton attempt to name their son, "4Real". That's right folks, no typo there. This silly couple wanted to name their son 4Real, but it was rightfully rejected by the registry in New Zealand because it began with a number. So instead, these attention whorish dimwits decide to name him Superman instead. However, they continue to refer to him as 4Real.

The law also advises parents to avoid names that could cause their child to be teased or made fun of.

My thoughts exactly. How much shit is this kid going to get in school? The possibilities are endless. By no means is 4Real the weirdest real name ever (don't believe me? Check out this site, it will blow your mind), but it certainly sounds like the dumbest. Being named Superman is bad enough, but when the kids catch win that his "real" name is 4Real, there will be hell to pay.

In the past they have had to intervene to stop parents naming their offspring Satan and Adolf Hitler.

Why am I not surprised. Child abuse prevention, your tax dollars at work. Good grief.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I plan on changing my name to Iron Tong istead of Alex Tong next year