Too Much World Cup

Wow, this guy takes his hatred for smoking (or his girlfriend's smoking) to another level. Complaining is one thing, but having a near death experience is another.

While watching World Cup elimination match, Sweden vs. Ukraine, this guy gets into an argument over his girlfriend's non-stop smoking. She gets pissed and locks herself in her room. He proceeds to climb out of the kitchen window onto a rickety laundry rack; risking death to continue their argument. Long story short: police arrive, everyone lives.

Perhaps the girlfriend needed all that tobacco tar because she was nervous watching the game. The guy was probably too tense after watching the game, which prompted him to induce a near death experience. Either way, please watch the World Cup with caution. Here's what to do for the remaining matches:

If you are...

• German - Your country is filthy rich from hosting the Cup. Klose is amazing, your chances are great. Relax and enjoy the game.
• Argentinean - your team is young and brilliant. If you lose this time, you'll most definitely have next time. Relax and enjoy the game.
• Italian - Okay, your team hasn't won in quite some time being the powerhouse that you are, but you're playing Ukraine next, with a great chance to exact revenge on Brazil for your '92 defeat. Relax and enjoy the game until then.
• Ukrainian - Well, looks like your World Cup chances aren't super great considering your lack luster performance against Sweden. Not much pressure here, just relax and enjoy the game.
• English - Well... you've waited 40 years already. What's another 40? Red Sox fans waited 86 years, surely you can wait 80. Better relax and enjoy the game.
• Portuguese - Think you can eventually get past Brazil? This ain't no Nike commercial. Just relax and enjoy the game.
• Brazilian - Tons of talent, your team is on a groove, and everyone is on your bandwagon! If you don't relax and enjoy the game, perhaps there's something wrong with you!
• French - You should still be high from winning and hosting the Cup eight years ago. Henry is lazy, and Zidane is running on fumes. Be happy, relax, and enjoy the game.
• Asian - You belong to none of elite eight countries. You have no reason to be passionate, unless you have money on these games. Gambling is bad, so just relax and enjoy the game.